AI Love

I’m marrying a robot;

His name is Heathcliff,

And yes I chose the name.

I purchased him today

From the dating service .

He’s programmed

To fulfill my every desire.

He likes long walks,

Loves to watch chick flicks,

Converses on any topic,

Cooks like a chef,

Dances like a dream.

Why would I want

a “real” man

Who tells me what to do,

Monopolizes the TV,

And expects me

to cook and clean?

A man who sits around

Acting like the King

While I feel

Like a servant.

My new husband

Treats me like a Queen,

looks like a GQ model,

Toned fit and gorgeous

He puts MY needs first,

And believes that I

Am the most beautiful

Most desirable

Most intelligent